While eating breakfast we discussed the distance we should travel each day. Our necessary thirty miles a day, easy on good days, would be impossible on days with strong winds, big rapids, and upstream travel. We decided thirty-five miles still allowed plenty of time to contemplate the beauty around us.
A strong current pushed us along easily leaving us plenty of time to try fishing. I had never caught a fish before, and I desperately wanted to land that first one. Doug and Byron patiently taught me how to cast and showed me the most likely spots for fish, but try as we would, none of us caught a one. I had envisioned catching a fish every night, and coming up empty-handed disappointed me.
We camped on the grassy riverbank instead of the usual grove of trees and enjoyed watching the river roll by, its water going to the artic—so were we. The Athabasca River had grown considerably since the Lesser Slave River and the Pembina River joined us. On our tenth full day on the river, we determined we had traveled a little over 330 miles. Pleased with our progress, we decided to hit the sleeping bags early and hope to beat the wind with an early start next morning.
Our early start was rewarded with an icy cold head wind for a couple of hours. Although amazing, a simple wind can aggravate to the point we were swearing at it. It may seem silly to be angry with wind, but this one seemed to have a mean temperament, devious and shifty. It blew from all angles, mostly directly in front of the canoe, and it never tired in delaying innocent canoeists. Doug coined a rough and ready rule about wind: If you paddle downstream, the wind will always cancel the current. If you go upstream, the wind and current will combine against you.
The second rule of canoeing states: A canoe will head straight for any rock or obstacle in the river, and canoes attract each other. These rules are derived from a much more famous set of rules known as Rieseberg’s Rules. With only four at present, the number increases steadily as Rieseberg learns more about life.
- Rule #1. Whatever you do, someone is going to think it’s wrong.
- Rule #2. Disregard Rule #1 and go ahead and do it anyway.
- Rule #3. For every problem, there is an answer that is quick, simple, easy, and wrong.
- Rule #4. Things wouldn’t need to turn out so right if they hadn’t turned out so bad in the first place.
Just before we stopped to camp, we passed a ramshackle trapper’s cabin, and the trapper came roaring out in his boat to talk. The old Indian had rough, dark skin and dirty, gray hair done in long braids. I wasn’t in the mood for talking so when he asked, “Where you boys going?” I answered, Fort McMurray” rather than explaining we were traveling to Alaska. He said, “Yeah, that’s a good trip. Long ways, though.” As he left he warned, “Watch out for the big rapids before Fort McMurray.”
One unexpected problem was cold feet. Because the bottoms of the canoes equaled the temperature of the river, the cold seemed to suck all the warmth out of our feet. Doug kept saying, “I’m going to send these feet home and have a heated pair sent out.” I wore two pairs of wool socks, and if I kept my feet on a pack off the bottom of the canoe, my feet stayed warm. Because Doug and Byron had to keep their feet resting on the canoe bottoms to operate their rudder controls, they suffered more. After a cold morning we started a big fire to warm our feet when we stopped for lunch.
On a particularly cold and windy morning, Byron walked to the fireand I announced, “This trip is sure different than I thought it would be. I can’t believe there isn’t a place to take a shower every night.”
That was the cue for Doug to chime in, “Yeah, I expected motels every night. We are going to have to get after the travel agent who sent us on this tour.”
“And this wind -– it’s terrible the way it blows against us.”
“And look -– it’s starting to rain.”
“My feet are freezing. Why aren’t heaters installed in canoes?”
“That’s not the worst of it. The people at Sawyer Canoe had the gall to send us a boat without a motor. Can you believe it? –- we have just little paddles.”
With a straight face I said, “Well, I’m glad I’m not doing a trip like that. No sir, I’m glad I’m not in your shoes.” Tears were rolling down my cheeks—that’s the best way to look at problems–laugh at them.
We stopped at Athabasca, the first town right on the river, to buy odds and ends and goodies for our sweet teeth. Before we were a mile out of town, a motorboat pulled up beside us, and an old craggy-faced man leaned out the window and asked, “Where you headed?”
Doug answered, “Alaska.”
“You’re crazy!”
Yep:
Then the old man told us about two or three people who had drowned recently in the rapids ahead, and he decided he should get a letter he had at home from some other canoers who had traveled the Athabasca a few years earlier. We pulled to the shore to wait. The Athabasca River between the town of Athabasca and Fort McMurray is well known for its violent rapids, and the letter he brought us gave descriptions and advice for each rapid. Along with the letter he brought a friend, his wife and kids, and a bottle of whiskey. He introduced himself as ‘Ab,” better known as ‘Old Relic.” He looked the part with receding white hair, jutting nose, and jagged teeth. We told him we didn’t drink, but he insisted, “You guys got to be cold, and this whiskey’ll warm you from your head to your toes.” Not wanting to offend him, we drank it.
A guide by profession, he took great pleasure in telling us all he knew about the river. He said, “I get mostly American hunters to guide up here, and I call them ‘you-alls’.” When he learned that both Doug and Byron lived in the states, he laughed and said, “A bunch of damn you-alls.” As he left he admonished us, “Be sure to return that letter.” Then he pulled out four pounds of steaks and gave them to us. His wife didn’t seem too happy about giving away their supper, but we were all too glad to accept. “I don’t usually do this for hippies, much less ‘you-all’ hippies,” and with a wave he roared off.
Our mouths soon began to water, and we decided to stop and cook the steaks—what a meal with as much steak as we could possibly eat. A natural result of our full stomachs was sleep, but sometimes the night hours hold wonders that out value the luxury of repose.
The night became alive as beavers splashed and slapped their tails, coyotes howled, adding their mournful music to the night winds. The clouds drifted away, pulling back the curtain on a stage of stars, a crescent moon, and then the aurora borealis flashed across the sky. Doug kept murmuring, “Wow,” as sheets of white light dimmed and brightened and shimmered across the black sky playing for about three hours before dying away. But we quickly slipped from one dreamland to another more familiar one.
After that glorious night a glorious day followed. Morning fog soon dissipated into sunshine, and the blue sky contrasted with marvelous thick fluffy, feathery, white clouds. They entertained me all day as I tried to see shapes. Doug had told us, “If you see a dragon, that means good luck.” Naturally most of the clouds became dragons of various sizes and shapes, but I also saw a couple of geese, two or three old men, a few beautiful girls, and a whole school of fish.
A moose calf wandered along the shore, but I didn’t know where Mama might be so I played it safe and stayed in my canoe. The calf didn’t seem at all shy or frightened. Finally, acting brave or foolish, I climbed out of my canoe for a closer look, but the calf slowly wandered away, looking more bored than scared.
Feeling so good about everything, I picked little moths from the water and set them in my canoe to dry. Silly things: as soon as their wings dried, they flew out of the canoe and usually right back into the water. Sometimes my best efforts to help just weren’t appreciated.
Canoeing seemed more conducive for thinking and meditation than hiking because it became completely automatic. I didn’t have to watch my step or look for branches that threatened to slap my face. And if indeed I ever thought of anything I’d like to write while hiking, I’d have to stop, take off my pack, get out my notebook, look for a pen (sometimes a long and involved hunt), sit down, and write. Usually though, I had forgotten my cleverly phrased thought, so I would put everything back in the pack, sling the pack on, and ten feet down the trail I would know exactly what I wanted towrite. While paddling I kept a notebook under the seat, and whenever I wanted to remember a thought, I could jot it down quite easily. I wrote a significant share of my journal while drifting in my canoe.
While we ate one night, a black bear strolled by on the opposite shore, ambling along as only a bear can do, sniffing and poking and nibbling at everything. Where else could we watch a bear eating supper while eating supper ourselves except in the wilderness?
Great shafts of white light shot up from the horizon with columns of light forming a huge white cone pointing into the sky that night. The tips of the shafts, tinged red and purple, periodically retreated down the horizon as the cone disappeared. Then, like a locomotive headlight piercing the night, the lights would shoot up again making the sky alive with dancing lights again.
Shortly after falling asleep, I heard shouts of, “Hey, George.” Sitting up, I asked Byron, “Why are you yelling at George?”
Doug, awake by this time, asked, “What the hell is going on? Who’s George?”
Then three half-drunk Indians staggered into camp and announced they had lost their friend George. They needed a flashlight so Byron offered his since only he had brought one. They set off with the light, yelling for George and firing a rifle at intervals. We never saw them or the flashlight again. I hope they found George.
We were all tired in the morning, and I thought, “A few more nights like this, and we are going to have to take a rest day just to catch up on sleep.”
Doug and Byron carried thermoses and many freeze dried foods. In order to avoid the hassle of cooking breakfast, they filled a thermos with boiling water in the evening, and next morning poured hot water over a freeze-dried meal. In five minutes breakfast was ready. Almost as lazy, I left a pot of water sitting on my stove near my sleeping bag, and in the morning I rolled over and lit the stove. By the time I finished dressing, the water would be hot, and I would pour my morning cup of cocoa and cook my cereal or whatever for breakfast. I didn’t even have to get out of bed. If I were in a hurry, breakfast would take only about twenty minutes, but usually I was in no hurry to be on the river until the sun had warmed the air to well above freezing.
We planned to camp at Macmillan Creek in a cabin built by German canoers. With only thirty miles to go, we spent a restful day, sometimes just drifting while we watched a moose browse in the willows and occasionally paddled a few strokes to keethe canoe in the center of the river.
The unique Macmillan Creek cabin had no nails, only wooden pegs. A little door made of sawed, carefully planed and chiseled boards just fit the opening. It hung on carved wooden hinges. On the roof were cedar shakes fastened to poles with wooden pegs. Instead of staying in the cabin, we opted to camp a few yards away by a creek. Soon a skunk wandered into camp. The last thing we needed was getting sprayed by a skunk, but what could we do to persuade it to leave? The white stripes down his back gave him a rank far above us. Fortunately, it didn’t appear too interested in our camp and wandered off. I grabbed my camera and followed trying to get a picture, but the thick undergrowth stopped my pursuit.
That night I slept on a carpet of cottonwood leaves five inches thick — that plus my 3/8 inch blue foam pad and two inches of shredded foam insulation in the bottom of my Frostline sleeping bag made a bed fit for a king or a tired canoeist.
As usual, after breakfast I looked at the sky and pronounced, “It’s going to be a great day.” Our tradition required that each day, regardless of rain, snow, cloud or sun, be declared a great day. And it was. With a strong river current the miles just zipped by. Cottonwood and aspens gave a faint tinge of yellow green to the hills interspersed with the dark green of the conifers and the bright emerald green of newly leafed birch. Every breeze filled with the aroma of fir and spruce gave us a double pleasure of sight and smell.
At lunch I spread my foam pad on a bank of greening grass beneath a budding tree and grinned. It can be so wonderful to just enjoy the simple pleasures of life. The three of us began to travel apart and eat lunch separately giving me a refreshing time alone with the trees and river.
Late in the afternoon we reached Pelican and Stony Rapids, the first big ones before Fort McMurray. I looked over the frothy waves crashing through the rock-studded channel and tightened my grip on my paddle. Anticipation was the worst; once in the waves spray and flashing paddles left no time to think.
At camp we decided we needed baths. The cold water felt wonderful, and we kicked up more spray than a Class Five rapid. But Byron refused to bathe claiming he was allergic to cold water.
Many horror stories have been told about the legendary mosquitoes in the north. Late in the evening an advance patrol came buzzing in to check us out. But we had prepared well—among us we had five head nets, eleven yards of mosquito netting, twenty-eight bottles of four different types of mosquito repellent, four bottles of B-vitamins, thick clothing, and, most important, a good mental attitude. We said of any trial or hardship, “We deserve it,” or “We worked hard for this.” When the sky was clear and the mosquitoes few, we just threw a piece of netting over us rather than pitch tents.
This morning we talked mainly about our impending doom at the treacherous Grand Rapids. Rated Class 6 plus, a few people had recently been swept through and drowned. “It sure is a nice day to drown,” said Doug as he loaded his canoe.
“And it’s such a nice place to die,” I added.
Doug grouched, “Well, when I die, just put me on a bus to North Carolina.”
Our fear of not locating the rapids and being swept into them was completely unfounded. They were audible for at least two miles upstream, and as we got closer they sounded like a 747 flying overhead. We maneuvered as close as we dared to the head of the rapids and then looked for the portage trail. When we found it, we paddled through a huge boulder garden, dodging boulders as fast as we could to within fifty yards of the shore. We could have run all the way to the trail, but that seemed an unnecessary risk. Instead we lined our canoes to the trail and prepared for the one-mile portage.
A faint resemblance to a path led straight up the bank, but at one point the whole trail had crumbled over the edge of a fifty-foot cliff. After 300 yards of incredibly steep ascent, the trail traversed the bank to the end of the rapids. With one pack and the canoe, I made the first trip to the top of the hill. Because the canoe’s bow kept digging into the trail ahead, I couldn’t see where I was going. It was just as well; when I returned for the rest of my gear, I couldn’t believe I had actually carried a canoe up that trail. Bursting with energy and excitement, after making camp and eating, we made one trip to the trail’s end with the canoes.
We returned after sundown and sat around our fire in high spirits. We were going to live another day. We couldn’t imagine how anyone could be swept into the rapids by mistake, but we agreed they could easily drown if they did. On the left side of an island the river swept into a huge cascade, more like a waterfall, and on the right side boulders choked the channel with water cascading violently around them making that way only a little less dangerous. We were happy to have met the challenge.